I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
Flash Rosenberg
Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.
David Lynch
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who genuinely have a medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
Dave Barry
I never laugh until I've had my coffee .
Clark Gable
Coffee: the favorite drink of the civilized world.
Thomas Jefferson
The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
James Mackintosh
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
Albert Camus
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
Unknown Author
Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.
Fran Drescher
There's nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.
Rian Aditia
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
Cassandra Clare
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
David Letterman
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.
Jerry Seinfeld